Erik works at the local 7/11 and helps new trainee Christine with running the store and making slurpees falls in love with Christine’s slurpee making skills. But then new managers come and fire Christine and she ends up working for the Starbucks across the street where Raoul works and Erik gets mad and starts terrorizing the managers by acting like a slurpee machine while also causing havoc at the Starbucks by ordering really specific drinks when Raoul is working
This made me laugh so hard that I think I accidentally broke my pancreas.
The Graveyard/Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again Instrumental
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
This would never end.
Nope! You’ve been here before.
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
my middle name is actually $
if you don’t go hard as hell to the first two minutes and six seconds of the phantom of the opera opening overture then you’re not really living life
The amount of sass though.
Today, an EMT asked how she could identify trans patients(for medical reasons). After being suggested to simply ask it as a routine question, she replied that she could never do that because it would offend cis people.
There you have it folks, she would rather have a trans person suffer complications than risk offending a cis person.
Cis people fracking terrify me.
That is of course bullshit but I wouldn’t lump all cis people into the same category because we aren’t all assholes like that
And BOOM straight back to cis people’s feelings
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
i’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it