i didn’t download all this bullshit for three notes
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Jeremy Stolle and Hugh Panaro made a porno. It was called “Hugh stolle my virginity”.
tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids
i want to show them it
then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team
- Position you are applying for: Job
- Desired Wage: Money
getting attached to an unpopular ship with little to none fanfics
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”
- me: accidentally clicks photoshop
- me: gF
- me: GHJK
- me: n0 stop GOD piss
when you remember something embarrassing/painful from the past and you’re just like
I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE
THE WAY HE SAYS SQUIRREL I CAN’T
tumblr home of weak ass anime nerds
Excuse me, we handle otp feels, notp hate, character deaths, and a shit ton of other stuff. We are not “weak ass anime nerds”.
look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so
we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise
This is exactly what would happen
i have sinned.